What? Buy my stuff and I'll give you cash?

Yes, that's right. I am sooooo desperate for a sale that I WILL GIVE YOU CASH! if you buy my stuff. Here are the rules (and there aren't many.)

1) This promotion is only going on for the next week (9/10-9/17).

2) Buy something from my Etsy shop (TheWorldFamous.etsy.com) and I will put a dollar into your package.

3) If you are local to me (about 20 min. from 08831 zip code) I will give you the shipping cost back in cash.

4) If you refer someone to my shop, they buy something, and tell me you referred them, I will send you $2 cash in the mail or drop it off locally.

I'm kinda broke, so a dollar is all I can afford, but hey, it's a dollar. Serious! Tell everyone you know!

Now, for the new item in my shop!

Teeny Tiny Small Kittens

Alrighty, so life, as usual, is almost normal. I am a proud momma of two baby kittens, and I am in love. Don't get me wrong; I love all of the animals that run around my New Jersey home. The other three cat and three dogs are wonderful. They don't love me like the kittens do. I can tell that they are MY kittens, and no one elses. YAY!

Also, new items on my shop, although no one seems to look at this blog anyway, so does it really matter?

10% off this week!

From today, 9/2/10, to next Thursday, 9/9/10, a 10% discount will be given at my shop, as long as you are a fan of my shop on Facebook. Just look up "The World Famous's Etsy Shop."

That's www.etsy.com/shop/theworldfamous

The newest item in my shop. Stop by soon! I keep adding more items!

Back to School

So currently, the mission is to complete everything for my online class before it actually starts. It sounds crazy, I know, but I think it may just work. I mean, let's think about it.

1) It's an online class where we watch a lot of movie.

2) So while watching said movies I get to a) pack to go back b) go on the treadmill and c) craft! I'm actually watching one of the movies I have to watch right now, while writing this blog entry. Aren't I just awesome.

3) Writing the papers in between these times will also give me a reason to sit in from of the computer and actually work by brain.

So this is what I have learned about the topic of "Gay and Lesbian Film"

1) Dear God, don't let Paul Newman be gay. He's a beautiful creature. NOT HIM!

2) When I have kids, if they ever call my husband "Big Daddy", I will kill them.

3) The L Word was right. Everything they have ever said about the gay commumity is right. Well, from what I know.

Seriously, look that this man. Paul Newman is gorgeous! Think him and Robert Redford....mmmm.... it's like melting chocolate.

(photo credit)

Alright, and for some new shop items!

Toy Story 3, 3-D and IMAX

I remember being a kid and going to the Liberty Science Center. We must have went there for two class trips or something. I actually remember my ex talking about wanting to go up there for a date. Guess that didn't happen.

Anyways, Liberty Science Center is up in Jersey City. I specifically remember the IMAX theatre there. It was amazing. They'd show you these education films (I always remember the Solar System movie; it must have amazed me) in IMAX, and the screen was all around you. You could see stars on the floor and above you. It was crazy.

I also remember my 3-D movie experience down in Disney World (the one in Florida). One of the parks used a 3-D Muppett's show, and stuff used to fall from the ceiling. Like, someone on the screen threw a bucket of water and water fell from the ceiling. It was crazy

So remembering these experiences reminds me that there is no way I'm going to get this awesome experience when I go to watch Toy Story 3 in 3-D and IMAX.

I did cry like a small child during the movie.... twice.... I'm sorry! The look Andy gave Woody at the end of the movie made me cry! The Toy Story movies always remind me to love my toys. I havent thrown any in the garbage, but I would like to find them a good home one day, you know? I wish I knew a small child who would love my toys that I know. I could donate them, but it's not the same. They don't all go together to one place.

It's crazy what movies and TV shows make you think about, isn't it? Dogma made me second guess my religion, Buffy makes me petrified of someone pointing two fingers at your eyes and moving them, and 30 Rock reminded me why I want to be a script writer (I wanted to do that before I watched it, though.)

So yeah, go see Toy Story 3, but make sure if you go to see it in IMAX, it's in a dome theatre. Otherwise, don't waste the money for IMAX and go see it regularly.

I've added more items to my shop, which I will be posting now.

Etsy Shop!

So my new current adventure is actually maintaining my Etsy shop. Currently I'm working on trying to make my first sale so... let's see how it goes!

All of the hats I am making are out of excess yarn. It's getting to the point where I'm going to start throwing away yarn to get a use for it, so I'm making hats and seeing how they sell. The problem is, making them are so damn addicting I just can't stop!

The jewelry is stuff I've been wanted to put up on Etsy but never did. I have the stuff to make them, but I just didn't make them because my last semester was so heckic. I'm hoping the summer isn't the same way so that I can get my Etsy shop to sell stuff!!!!!

One Month

I graduate from college in one month. Let me tell you what I've learned. 1) Your life can be a horrible, miserable mess and all you need is one friend who can save you. Just one. I have 2. I'm luckier than most. 2) Classes suck. Go only if you absolutely have to. 3) Safe Harbor Hours aren't interesting enough to write a 15 page paper on. 4) No matter how hard you work, no one is going to give a shit, and you'll never be recognized for it. Why don't you just give up while you still can? 5) RuPaul's Drag Race can save a girl! The next couple of weeks are going to be crazy. Student Government bullshit is blowing up all over the school newspaper, which is a first. This is the second week in a row where they are getting the front cover. We have a drag show up here in a few weeks also. I'm so stoked about it. I've always wanted to see one perform, simply because I never have. Curiosity killed the cat, right? I've found some friends I've had for about a year or two to be exactly what I thought they would never be. However, I did take a nice weekend to head down to Virgina. I was bringing a friend home and we stayed for a day or two. A good time was had by all, and my boobs got quite a bit of air time.

Life is one big, huge joke. Let's laugh at it as we beat it to a bloody pulp and watch it cry on the ground in pain.

Retrack.....

So I'm going to retrack my previous statement about Chatroulette. Chatroulette is fun if you go in with a game plan, and you don't do it alone.

My secret weapon? Shticks. I think everyone needs to get a set of these, find a friend, and try Chatroulette that way.

Otherwise, don't do it!

Chatroulette!

People, don't do it. Don't get curious when your friends talk about it. Don't think of going to it because I'm talking about. If you have any self-esteem, just don't do it. Chatroulette is ridiculous.



My one buddy from school talked about it a lot, so I said sure, why not. Now remember I'm not the most attractive person in the world and I'm on the heavy side.



However, I'm now a "fat fag" because I refuse to show my tits on the internet.



I like penis, just to start this off. After visiting Chatroulette.com, I never want to see another penis ever again. Guys are just randomly beating their meat on their webcam.



I had a semi-meaningful conversation with one person, and it was a girl. We both thought the site was gross.



No, I will not randomly flash my boobs. However, I'll show these! (Photo from Wendy Usually Wanders) Now those are some nice breasts!


Thank you, Chatroulette, for giving me an experience I'm praying to God I will forget!

Why can't life just be happy and peaceful?

Again, I'm a little upset. I hate being single. It makes me feel alone. My significant other is my escape from the world, and now my escape's gone. I recently found out that my racist ex-boyfriend (the one I broke up with Christmas day) is now dating a black girl. The most recent guy I've had sexual encounters with is a pathalogical liar and thinks he has muliple personality disorder. He doesn't, trust me. Why can't I just escape?

Well, here are some videos that will make everything better.
Megan's a Lesbian - This one is actually mine. My friend Ashley and I made this for our friend Megan. Megan hated us forever.
What to Call Your Vagina - This is a clip from The "L" Word, and it always makes me laugh. Alright so how did I so far get 2 lesbian references?