Retrack.....

So I'm going to retrack my previous statement about Chatroulette. Chatroulette is fun if you go in with a game plan, and you don't do it alone.

My secret weapon? Shticks. I think everyone needs to get a set of these, find a friend, and try Chatroulette that way.

Otherwise, don't do it!

Chatroulette!

People, don't do it. Don't get curious when your friends talk about it. Don't think of going to it because I'm talking about. If you have any self-esteem, just don't do it. Chatroulette is ridiculous.



My one buddy from school talked about it a lot, so I said sure, why not. Now remember I'm not the most attractive person in the world and I'm on the heavy side.



However, I'm now a "fat fag" because I refuse to show my tits on the internet.



I like penis, just to start this off. After visiting Chatroulette.com, I never want to see another penis ever again. Guys are just randomly beating their meat on their webcam.



I had a semi-meaningful conversation with one person, and it was a girl. We both thought the site was gross.



No, I will not randomly flash my boobs. However, I'll show these! (Photo from Wendy Usually Wanders) Now those are some nice breasts!


Thank you, Chatroulette, for giving me an experience I'm praying to God I will forget!

Why can't life just be happy and peaceful?

Again, I'm a little upset. I hate being single. It makes me feel alone. My significant other is my escape from the world, and now my escape's gone. I recently found out that my racist ex-boyfriend (the one I broke up with Christmas day) is now dating a black girl. The most recent guy I've had sexual encounters with is a pathalogical liar and thinks he has muliple personality disorder. He doesn't, trust me. Why can't I just escape?

Well, here are some videos that will make everything better.
Megan's a Lesbian - This one is actually mine. My friend Ashley and I made this for our friend Megan. Megan hated us forever.
What to Call Your Vagina - This is a clip from The "L" Word, and it always makes me laugh. Alright so how did I so far get 2 lesbian references?

Life's never really hard for me. I grew up in a sorta nice place with two parents. There weren't any crazy, huge hardships. I have just made shitty friends.

My friend Liz and I sat on her couch about this last night. I think I've made about 3-5 actual good friends in my life. The rest of them aren't really good friends or they're gone. And it always burns this part of me. I just want to laugh.

Since my terra is broken, Family Guy is not avalible for my laughing needs. This means I need to YouTube hunt.

At first I was looked up "Ham Sandwich" because I just got a Ham Sandwich and want to watch one and eat one at the same time. I think there's a band name "Ham Sandwich". I managed to sit though the whole Peanut Butter and Jelly Time video... remind me to never do that again. I mean never.

Then I found morbidly obese people.

I'm going to post some videos that I found interesting. Enjoy!

The Morbidly Obese Ballerina: Her story of hardship and her inflated suit.
How to Make a Fat Suit: I hope my kid ends like this - creative, editing video, and making fun of people
DON'T CALL ME FAT!: This guy is hillarious. One of my professors showed me him (Ray William Johnson) and now I found him for my Fat Collection. Usually, I expect fat people to be funny, but this dude.... he's an angry mf'er. It's sad. Laugh at him.

Who's getting drunk with me while watching the State of the Union Address?

Scott, my wonderful friend, sent me this link, and I think I'm going to do it.

Please, if you are over 21 and want a good laugh, do this with me! I will have pictures.

(image taken from HuffyPost Comedy's State of the Union Drinking game 2010)

Obama may be joining us as well!

Walking the Lonely, Dark Streets

So I just got back from the bar and never got a drink. I wasn't comfortable being there. That bar freaks me out. So I left.

I left and walked about alone.

The streets at night are so dark, no matter how many streetlights there are. They creep up on you as you walk through. Worst of all, you feel like the whole world is watching your lonely, dark walk back.

Today is a friend's 21st. She's a really sweet girl, but she's just like me: loud, obnoxious, and funny. But she has two things going for her that I don't. 1) She's really pretty. 2) My friends tend to like her more than me, or at least they act like it.

I don't want to sound whiney, it just humbles me. I really do like the girl. I just never felt so lonely with a group of people.

She walks in the room. Everyone is so happy to see her, including me. She somehow gets everyone's attention. Then I don't know what to say. So I fade in the background and watch what's going on. Someone will then notice and say one of the following lines. 1) "Gen, are you ok?" 2) "Gen, you're such a wonderful person." 3) "Gen, you're beautiful and I want to fuck you."

No one would really do the third one, they just say it.

Then I feel even more humbled, because now everyone knows I have been humbled and want to make me feel better.

I know it's just me. I know I'm just crazy.

I'm so used to being the person that people are happy to see.

Now I'm just faded in the lonley, dark streets.

Things in Life Just Seem to Slip By

I'm 21 years old. In my 21 years, I've seen a lot. I've seen 48 of 50 states in the US. I've met 2 people who are famous, and both of them were WWE wrestlers. I survived Y2K, 9-11, Bird Flu, and Swine Flu. I graduated from high school and am currently just about to graduate from college.

And now I'm scared.

It's my last semester, and I'm about to graduate with a degree in Communications with an Emphasis in Broadcasting. I'm petrified to become a real human being, and not a kid.

I have way too much work to do.

Now that I'm back in the dorms, updating is going to heckic, rediculous, and exciting. After this post, I'm going to put up my new posters and clean up. Then I need to get books for class. I'm so excited because we get to read Watchmen for Comp. class. It is going to be wonderful.

So let me sign off with this; Life is Crazy, Awesome, and Fun. Don't let it slip.

OMG, I Need IHOP

Alright, so here I am in York, PA, and apparently the closest IHOP is in Maryland. For some reason, we are driving all the way there to get pancake. Seriously. Just to get pancakes. This is ridiculous. However, I can tell you one good thing about this. Never ending pancakes.

Unfortunately, there is no record for most pancakes eaten. So no matter how many I eat, it'll still be morethan the record. I will update on the number of pancakes I eat. Watch this......

York, PA

Once upon a time, I was a senior in high school and was looking for colleges. The first thing I wanted out of a school was to get away from my mom (She's charizard. It's awful.). So one of the places I looked at was York College in York, PA. It was a really nice school. I apparently have family out that way.... eek! So I'm wondering around the campus, and I saw someone who looked familiar. It turned out to be the person I thought it was; my friend Katie who I have known since I was 5.

Katie decided to go to school at York. I went another way. Now, she decided she wants to live out there. It's 3 1/2 hours away and she just felt like staying there instead of here..... arg..... Kaite and I don't see much of each other these days.

Since my recent break-up, I feel like I'm finally living the life I want to live. My friend Brian and I never talked because my ex HATES him. Brian insisted that I go out to York for New Years. So I got to see Katie again. A good time was had by all.

Why does any of this matter? I'm going out to York again! Yay!

Last time at Katie's, it took us a couple of days to clean up Katie's apartment. It was that bad. While we were out there, Brian cooked dinner and was pissed because we had no kitchen table. So Brian had an extra one laying around his house (I'm so glad that these people have kitchen tables laying around their house. Do you have a million dollars laying around, too. That would be awesome.). So we are adventuring again out to York for another fun trip.

On the list of things to do

1) Clean Katie's apartment

2) Take out her dog

3) Making pizza bagels

4) Enjoying multiple alcoholic beverages.

5) Going to Adams County Winery. That's exciting!

6) A long carride....

I probably won't update this until I go back to school on Sunday. I'm sorry! If you are reading this, tell your friends or something. Maybe I'm interesting to read... I don't know.

Pole Dance Hero?

The unfortunate side effect of being home for winter break is getting viruses in my labtop and having a small amount of friends at home. This is easily solved with working on my blanket out of crap yarn (pictures coming soon) and watching too much TV.



I managed to watch Family Guy from 10pm to midnight, and if I really wanted to try, I could have started at 8pm. There's only 7 season of Family Guy. Seriously, tv networks, play Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's the same amount of seasons, and it last longer.



However, I do love Family Guy. One thing gets on my nerves about the show, however, and it's not a huge deal. I hate how when the show started, Stewie wanted to take over the world. As the show keeps going, he now wants to be gay. I feel like the story doesn't flow, and it pisses me off.



Did you know Adult Swim now has a game called Pole Dance Hero? For cereal? When I get my labtop back, I'm playing it!



As the night went on, I found out that I love the Logo network. RuPaul's Drag Race is one of the best reality shows I have ever seen. It's so over the top, but so dman awesome! I may continue on this rant later.



To make my night excellent, I found out that Logo plays Buffy. I have an unhealthy love for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So unhealthy in fact, that I can make a Buffy reference to just about anything in life. It's sad and obsessive and I will stay up to watch these episodes tongiht. They start in a couple of minutes.



Oh, I can't wait for my next post....


BTW, yes, the picture is me on Sarah Michelle Gellar's body. I'm not Buffy obsessed or anything....