Who's getting drunk with me while watching the State of the Union Address?

Scott, my wonderful friend, sent me this link, and I think I'm going to do it.

Please, if you are over 21 and want a good laugh, do this with me! I will have pictures.

(image taken from HuffyPost Comedy's State of the Union Drinking game 2010)

Obama may be joining us as well!

Walking the Lonely, Dark Streets

So I just got back from the bar and never got a drink. I wasn't comfortable being there. That bar freaks me out. So I left.

I left and walked about alone.

The streets at night are so dark, no matter how many streetlights there are. They creep up on you as you walk through. Worst of all, you feel like the whole world is watching your lonely, dark walk back.

Today is a friend's 21st. She's a really sweet girl, but she's just like me: loud, obnoxious, and funny. But she has two things going for her that I don't. 1) She's really pretty. 2) My friends tend to like her more than me, or at least they act like it.

I don't want to sound whiney, it just humbles me. I really do like the girl. I just never felt so lonely with a group of people.

She walks in the room. Everyone is so happy to see her, including me. She somehow gets everyone's attention. Then I don't know what to say. So I fade in the background and watch what's going on. Someone will then notice and say one of the following lines. 1) "Gen, are you ok?" 2) "Gen, you're such a wonderful person." 3) "Gen, you're beautiful and I want to fuck you."

No one would really do the third one, they just say it.

Then I feel even more humbled, because now everyone knows I have been humbled and want to make me feel better.

I know it's just me. I know I'm just crazy.

I'm so used to being the person that people are happy to see.

Now I'm just faded in the lonley, dark streets.

Things in Life Just Seem to Slip By

I'm 21 years old. In my 21 years, I've seen a lot. I've seen 48 of 50 states in the US. I've met 2 people who are famous, and both of them were WWE wrestlers. I survived Y2K, 9-11, Bird Flu, and Swine Flu. I graduated from high school and am currently just about to graduate from college.

And now I'm scared.

It's my last semester, and I'm about to graduate with a degree in Communications with an Emphasis in Broadcasting. I'm petrified to become a real human being, and not a kid.

I have way too much work to do.

Now that I'm back in the dorms, updating is going to heckic, rediculous, and exciting. After this post, I'm going to put up my new posters and clean up. Then I need to get books for class. I'm so excited because we get to read Watchmen for Comp. class. It is going to be wonderful.

So let me sign off with this; Life is Crazy, Awesome, and Fun. Don't let it slip.

OMG, I Need IHOP

Alright, so here I am in York, PA, and apparently the closest IHOP is in Maryland. For some reason, we are driving all the way there to get pancake. Seriously. Just to get pancakes. This is ridiculous. However, I can tell you one good thing about this. Never ending pancakes.

Unfortunately, there is no record for most pancakes eaten. So no matter how many I eat, it'll still be morethan the record. I will update on the number of pancakes I eat. Watch this......

York, PA

Once upon a time, I was a senior in high school and was looking for colleges. The first thing I wanted out of a school was to get away from my mom (She's charizard. It's awful.). So one of the places I looked at was York College in York, PA. It was a really nice school. I apparently have family out that way.... eek! So I'm wondering around the campus, and I saw someone who looked familiar. It turned out to be the person I thought it was; my friend Katie who I have known since I was 5.

Katie decided to go to school at York. I went another way. Now, she decided she wants to live out there. It's 3 1/2 hours away and she just felt like staying there instead of here..... arg..... Kaite and I don't see much of each other these days.

Since my recent break-up, I feel like I'm finally living the life I want to live. My friend Brian and I never talked because my ex HATES him. Brian insisted that I go out to York for New Years. So I got to see Katie again. A good time was had by all.

Why does any of this matter? I'm going out to York again! Yay!

Last time at Katie's, it took us a couple of days to clean up Katie's apartment. It was that bad. While we were out there, Brian cooked dinner and was pissed because we had no kitchen table. So Brian had an extra one laying around his house (I'm so glad that these people have kitchen tables laying around their house. Do you have a million dollars laying around, too. That would be awesome.). So we are adventuring again out to York for another fun trip.

On the list of things to do

1) Clean Katie's apartment

2) Take out her dog

3) Making pizza bagels

4) Enjoying multiple alcoholic beverages.

5) Going to Adams County Winery. That's exciting!

6) A long carride....

I probably won't update this until I go back to school on Sunday. I'm sorry! If you are reading this, tell your friends or something. Maybe I'm interesting to read... I don't know.

Pole Dance Hero?

The unfortunate side effect of being home for winter break is getting viruses in my labtop and having a small amount of friends at home. This is easily solved with working on my blanket out of crap yarn (pictures coming soon) and watching too much TV.



I managed to watch Family Guy from 10pm to midnight, and if I really wanted to try, I could have started at 8pm. There's only 7 season of Family Guy. Seriously, tv networks, play Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's the same amount of seasons, and it last longer.



However, I do love Family Guy. One thing gets on my nerves about the show, however, and it's not a huge deal. I hate how when the show started, Stewie wanted to take over the world. As the show keeps going, he now wants to be gay. I feel like the story doesn't flow, and it pisses me off.



Did you know Adult Swim now has a game called Pole Dance Hero? For cereal? When I get my labtop back, I'm playing it!



As the night went on, I found out that I love the Logo network. RuPaul's Drag Race is one of the best reality shows I have ever seen. It's so over the top, but so dman awesome! I may continue on this rant later.



To make my night excellent, I found out that Logo plays Buffy. I have an unhealthy love for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So unhealthy in fact, that I can make a Buffy reference to just about anything in life. It's sad and obsessive and I will stay up to watch these episodes tongiht. They start in a couple of minutes.



Oh, I can't wait for my next post....


BTW, yes, the picture is me on Sarah Michelle Gellar's body. I'm not Buffy obsessed or anything....

NYC is evil.....

So I was bored, (how bored were you?) so bored in fact that I went to msnbc.com This is not a part of my usual Internet habits. So I found this article about how NYC is trying to reduce the amount of salt the city takes in.

I think this is crazy. The government of NYC is controlling what people eat! If that doesn't sound crazy, than I don't know what does...

However, we are a fat society. I believe we are the fattest nation in the world, and now the government wants to do something about it?

The government should do us a favor. If they care soooo much about the population's weight, then the government should give all of us Bowflexes. I want a Bowflex! Someone please just give me a Bowflex! Or maybe one of those weird ab things that you kneel on and it swishes you from side to side. I want that ridiculous piece of exercise equipment.

Acute Total Heart Failure

God do I hate stupid people. I hate people who are so well educated yet they say the stupidest things.

Example: "Acute Total Heart Failure"

Please explain to me how you can kinda-sorta have complete heart failure? Does this make any sense to anyone?

I saw this on TV while watching a show about crazy tumor surgery. I somehow got hungry while watching this and when into my kitchen to get a bagel. My father sat there in his chair asleep. I ended up waking him up because I was laughing so hard at him. (It is expected of my father to get drunk and pass out in his chair on multiple nights.) I explained to him the quote at question. He had a couple of questions to make sure the quote was put into context, one of them being how the word "acute" is used in medical terms. His response was, "Oh, so I can describe someone's child as 'acute little girl'."

This is why I hate my life... ::puts head in hand::

Maybe I don't hate my life, but I say that often.

Welcome!

Life creates many new stages. I've just reach a new stage in mine. To help me document this stage, I decided that I wanted to make a blog to tell everything about my life from now on.



To start, I recently broke up with my boyfriend. We were seeing each other for on and off 4 years. I feel like it was also too long to be with him. I'm not afraid of commitment or anything like that; He and I weren't compatable. He wanted to stay inside all day, watch TV and other activities that I will not mention. I like to have friends and go out and do things. I like and enjoy the company of people. I go crazy staying inside by myself all day without interaction.



I'm currently 21 years old and am attending a small college is northern PA. I was born and raised in Jersey, so being 4 1/2 hours away from home at college is a bit difficult. The area is quiet and remote, and nothing like the suburbian hell I live in back in Jersey. I'm starting this blog on my last winter break; I graduate in May.



2010 had started for me in a flash. I broke up with the boy on Christmas Day. Sure, I feel a little bad about it, but it had to be done. Anyways.... I then started my New Years in York, PA, with some friends from high school. That is when I realized a couple of things; my life is crazy, my life is wonderful, my life is worth reading about, and my life needed to be documented.



Today, I'm hoping to start my story, and start documenting my life as I see it. I hope to honestly describe my life.



Today, I'm Gen Taylor. Welcome to my life.

The picture is of me on a roadtrip to Boston over last summer with my mother.